I have finally come to the conclusion is the fastest way

to eliminate illegal immigrants with the least amount of pain and human suffering is to enact a law that says that 90 days after it is enacted that the United States immigration will pay a reward of $10,000 per illegal immigrant, dead or alive.

What? What? All that killing?

What killing, dumbass. What would you do if you were in Casablanca gambling in Rick's Place every night and discovered that there was going to be a $10,000 USD reward on YOU?

Simple. You'd jerk Elsa and Lazlo off the plane, throw them onto the tarmac and fly to Lisbon.

What do you thing Jose is going to do when he realizes that he, his wife and two kids are going to be converted into someone's new car or home down payment?

Simple. You will get to see a stampede bigger than Hollywood has ever made. It will be 7 million Mexicans headed south with a Guatemalan and a Mexican under each arm.

Quick fix.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY