If I won the lottery

Dateline 23 Dec 09



I would do a number of things.

For one, I would become a part time professional pain in the ass.

For another, I'd probably spend a lot of time adventuring. Maybe do something dumb like float down the Mississippi River in an inner tube or something.

Or see the Amazon Basin.

I would NOT buy a bunch of stupid junk like fancy cars and big houses.

I like the one I have and I like my neighbors.

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While HE took her to Jared's, I got great news!

I just saved a bunch of money on pu$$y by switching to hookers.
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