You catch more flies with honey than you do vinegar.

That's pure unadulterated bull$hit. I know. I tried it.

I put out a dish of honey near a dish of vinegar and not a single fly was interested in either of them.

They were all too preoccupied with the fresh dog turd fifteen feet away.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY