It's SUPPOSED to go suck, squeeze, bang, blow but it isn't.

What am I talking about?

Someone's internal combustion engine that won't start.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY