Hey, Pic! Loan me five bucks!

If he was a deadbeat I'd hand him a fin.

Then a few days later when he asked me for another one I would tell him he hadn't paid me back for the five spot I'd loaned him a couple of days earlier.

Then I'd start dunning him for it and he'd start avoiding me which is what I wanted in the first place.

It was well worth a small amount just to get certain people to stay away from me.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY