No. It's my mother in law. She's 12 years younger than I am.

is what I told some nosy guy that asked me if my kid sister was my wife when we were shopping together.

I watched him do some mental math to try and figure out how old my wife would be.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY