Something I ought to do but probably won't.

When you see someone sitting in, say a park bench or something along those lines, ask them "Are you waiting for someone you met online?"

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY