The subject was marijuana being a gateway drug.
Apparently in states where the herb has been legalized beer sales have skyrocketed. The Original Poster says pot is a gateway drug to alcohol. Someone else posted that arrests at tailgating parties at Bronco games has dropped 70% since they allowed it at the stadium.
Anyway, some wag posted this. It's spot on and it's priceless:
People are never satisfied with stuff the way it is. You gotta make it bigger and better and stronger and faster. Same way with pot. For years pot was just joints, and then bongs came out and bongs were OK too, but then bongs weren't good enough for some people.
Remember that friend in high school wanted to make bongs out of everything. Making bongs out of apples and oranges and shit? Come in one day and find your friend going, "Hey! Look man, I made a bong outta my head! Put the pot in this ear and take it outta this one! Good! Take a hit!"
Then they got one of those big giant bongs that you gotta start up like a motorcycle. "Put the pot in!" Kids are driving their bongs down FDR Drive. "Pull the bong over man, I wanna do a hit. Pull it over!"
What was the problem with just smoking a joint, eating a couple of Twinkies, and going to sleep? Was that a problem? They say marijuana leads to other drugs. No it doesn't, it leads to fucking carpentry.
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