A hue and cry for another National Holiday. This one we NEED!

This country needs another holiday and I have a damned good reason to demand one.

Every neighborhood has someone that is a royal pain in the ass that makes life hell for everyone else. They do stupid little things like call the cops on you for on-street parking when you are simply trying to quickly unload your pickup.

They ruin things for everyone else by their misbehavior. Like when your employer puts you up in a nice hotel and some jerk gets drunk and destroys the room so the company changes policy and puts you up in a place that is a whole lot less comfortable.

Or the jerk that raises cain over the annual neighborhood block party and makes it go away.

Or the preacher that raised so much hell over the annual raft race because people were drinking in the rafts and he crusaded until the charity that sponsered it had to stop it. No matter that it provided a wonderful release for pent up cabin fever and did a whole lot more good than harm. Nor did it seem to matter that the entire town would be in a good mood for weeks after the race. No. People were drinking beer in the rafts and therefore the race had to go.

Or the crybabies that get all upset that the terrorist captives are still in Gitmo and how big a shame it is that they get treated so poorly.

The holiday I propose is to be named National Beat Down Day and on that day anyone that has ruined something fun for everybody else or someone who has been a big crybaby can be dragged out of their homes and administered a nice shampoo with a hickory sledge hammer handle.

Maybe that would smarten a few people up.

It could be on April 16th and serve as a way to release pent up anger over having to cough up a third of you income to the Feds on the previous day.




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