LEFTOVERS!!
Today Americans will eat millions of turkey sandwiches. Hundreds of thousands of turkey pot pies, hot turkey sandwiches, turkey tacos and hundreds of other turkey delicacies will be consumed.
Most people have managed to snag the day off and will likely gorge themselves on turkey for a second day running and spend the afternoon sitting by the television with a toothpick stuck between greasy lips.
The refrigerator door will open countless times as people open if to put together one informal leftover treat after another. There will be countless sandwiches made of turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce and it will all be good.
Of course, there is always a dumbass out there that left his turkey on the counter all night because he was too lazy or stupid to put it in the refrigerator and he'll get sick. This means that next year out government will spend another gazillion dollars on educating the public of the dangers of leaving food out and as usual the rest of us will be forced to pay for someone else's stupidity.
That in my mind is yet another safety sticker that ought to be removed from a product because if someone is either too stupid or to lazy to put a leftover turkey in the refrigerator so it doesn't go bad then it's on them.
We keep spending countless fortunes trying to teach people common sense but most people are not going to listen, anyway. So why bother?
Anyway, if you managed to get the day off, enjoy it and your leftovers.
If you are working, then I guess it just sucks to be you.
Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Incidentally, if you were too stupid or lay to refrigerate your turkey last night and you get sick, go and see Bill Engvall. He has a sign for you.
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