There are two people I really wish would shut up.

Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama. I would give a pretty penny to see either one or preferably both take a pie in the face. While I certainly would not throw one nor aid and abet I would certainly laugh my ass off if someone did pie your ugly mugs. I don’t have to put on a mask, either because I sure as hell know I ain’t the Lone Ranger.

Where is Moe Howard now that we need him?

Barak, your time is over. Done. You are not president anymore. You are just another schmuck on the street.

Every single president in our history has quietly left the White House, slipped off quietly somewhere and let his successor do his job in peace.  That is every single one except YOU.

Hillary, you are no prize either. You lost. Now go cry me a river and take some of that stolen Clinton Foundation money to build a bridge with and get over it.

You two are truly fortunate that it was Donald Trump that won instead of me because I would sic the DOJ on the pair of you and throw both of you in jail.  You both deserve it for the grief you are causing the nation.

Hopefully someone somewhere along the line gets close enough to one or both of you with a nice, fresh banana cream pie and gets you right in the face with a well-aimed Moe Howard face covering shot.

I would have to say that the look of outrage on your face as the pie slowly slips off would be so classic that even CNN would have to stop covering for the pair of you and air it.

Actually I would really rather the pair of you went away and simply stayed out of the limelight but can’t seem to get it. Nobody really cares too much for either of you.

Hillary, let’s put it this way. You were so hated that Donald Trump beat you. Had anyone else but you run against him he probably would have lost. All you have done since the election is run your mouth and embarrass yourself and your party to the point where you would be lucky to win Minnesota in 2020. They haven’t supported a Republican since 1972 so you might have half a chance there. Then again you may not win Minnesota, either. It was pretty close and Trump is slowly gaining some serious even if grudging respect.

On the other hand, it isn’t too likely you are going to get a chance to run against Donald Trump in 2020 because your own party is fed up with you. You lost. You lost by 74 electoral votes for God’s sake! Not only that, you had more five faithless electors! Get over It.

As for EX-president Obama, nobody is going to come charging in and throw out Donald Trump and put you back into office and if you were to even try you’d most likely be jailed if you were DAMNED lucky. You’d likely wind up having to move to Qatar and hole up there for the rest of your life.

Why don’t the two of you simply fade into obscurity and take your money and live quietly somewhere. You’d both get a lot more respect.

Maybe you’ll get the general idea if someone hit you in the face with a pie.

Job opportunity: Is there anyone out there that Moe Howard taught how to throw a pie? 

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