Someone asked me how big the crater was that we blew when we took out the Yellowjacket's nest.

Now let's take a minute to think this over.

Based on the size increasing with each retelling, it hasn't gotten quite to the point where it was 125 feet in diameter, 40 feet deep and needed 742 dump trucks to fill it in yet. We're working towards that, though.

That's because the story has been long forgotten and hasn't been retold enough for the crater to get that big yet.

I think we're somewhere in the 25-30 feet wide and maybe two feet deep category vicinity now.

Of course, rest assured that every time it gets retold the size of the crater will certainly grow.

As of now the 25-30 foot wide, two feet deep is my story and I'm stickin' to it.

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