Saturday, August 21, 2021

"Why is that snake skin hanging in your garage," asked a visitor.

"Because I am saving it and accumulating all of the ingredients to make a potion to turn you into a lizard," I replied. "I already have toe of sloth and an eye of newt up in the freezer. I just need a couple more things."

Why do I have a snakeskin in the garage? Because I found it in the yard and I thought it was a cool thing to hang there. Why else would I have a snakeskin hanging in the garage?


To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY

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