Friday, April 22, 2011

The adventures of the Second Most Interesting Man in the World.

Yeah, I thing the ads are great. So here's the Second Most Interesting Man in the World.

He's the guy that isn't quite number one, but I guess he's pretty interesting...but not enough to be number one.


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He can speak High school Spanish and make himself understood in any high school in the country.

(but nowhere else)

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He doesn't put Grecian formula in his beard.

(Jonathan Goldsmith did to get the job from Dos Equis so that's why he's only the Second Most Interesting man in the World)

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He won the Cripple Creek Donkey Derby Days tobacco spitting contest.

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When it rains he gets wet just like everyone else.... Well, not quite as wet as everyone else.....

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He took second place in the Grand Prix... Guess who beat him?

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The police don't question him as often as they question the Most Interesting Man in the World because they don't find him quite as interesting.
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He's a lover not a fighter....but he he's pretty good with a pool cue, so watch out.

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He has has just as many adventures as the Most Interesting Man in the World but his were not quite as interesting.

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He doesn't always drink beer but when he does, he won't drink a Dos Equis.

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He speaks fluent French, but not in Russian. He speaks it in French.
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His blood smells like it might have just a touch of cologne in it.

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He was offered a job making beer commercials once...

but he wasn't interested.
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Feel free to add anything you might have in the comments section.



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