grab by the ears, flip up in the air and punt about thirty yards.
I just saw one a few days back and I have to admit that I didn't boot him as much as I wanted to. He was a obnoxious little bastard walking his dog and every time the dog stepped up the pace the poor animal would get a sharp jerk on the choker and a nasty rebuke.
The little (human) rodent should have been punted and the dog taken from him and given to a decent home.
If you don't plan on treating an animal decently don't get one.
It is people like that which make me feel I would rather have an animal in my life than a lot of people I have met.
Come to think of it, over the year most of the vetenarians I have met have said that they went into vetenary mecicine because when you make an animal stop hurting they are grateful unlike people that are likely to sue you.
I see their point.
To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this:
http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY