I popped a button so I asked a clerk if they had a needle and thread for purchase.
"What do you need it for?" he asked.
"I'm going to watch a knife fight tonight and I'll need it to stitch up the losers," I replied.
He didn't know what to say.
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Ten minutes later someone accosted me about something to do with saving the California coast. I ignored him as I was busy and he got assertive and started to tell me how important it was. When I ignored him he tried again.
"Listen, Jerk. I'm a commercial fisherman working for a Japanese fish consortium working as a harpooner on a whaler. You tryna take money outta my pocket, or what?"
He didn't know what to say.
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