Today at Target a toddler escaped her mother

and started running up the aisle toward me. I knew the drill. As the kid neared me I stepped in front of her and scooped her up.

Instead of waiting for the mother to show I handed the kid off to this Karen looking woman behind me. Stunned she took the child and asked me what she should do with her.

"Hold her for thirty days," I said. "If nobody claims her she's YOURS!" and I walked off leaving her holding a toddler.

(Yeah the mother showed and collected her child.)

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