There is a restaurant in my radius of mischief similar to Hooters but a lot nicer.

Some woman started to babble about it exploiting women as they do hire very attractive women. She had overheard me talking to a friend about the restaurant.

I turned to another man nearby me and said, "Ever notice the women that complain about pinups and sexy calendars are the ones you wouldn't want to f*** anyway?"

He turned purple, told me to shut up and left with her immediately.

Poor bastard.

Oh, well. I guess maybe I shoulda taken a Dale Carnegie course or something.

I can only defend myself by saying it's true. The women that gripe about that sort of thing are just jealous.

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