Saturday, March 17, 2012

Happy St Patrick's Day

Well, that idiot Santorum is doing a great job of talking himself out of the Oval office again. He's talking about tearing up the first amendment with a so-called war on pornography among other things.

He's already made it clear that he wants to govern the reproductive systems of women and tell them that they have to have children if they want to have sex.

What he seems to be promising us is that if he gets elected he is going to spending most of his time trying to make sure that the government will be strictly enforcing the laws of the Catholic church and regulating behavior of consenting adults in the privacy of their own homes.

None of this whatsoever is any business of the government.
The imbecile should simply be telling us how he is going to get the country back on their feet and working again.

If he would simply realize that government has no place in our private lives and start worrying about how to get the country off of its ass and up and working again he would be a shoo-in.

While I will not vote for Barack Obama under any circumstances, I will not vote for anyone that wants to take my freedom away.

If Santorum gets the nod I will be in the middle of a dileimma. I very well may not go to the polls for the first time in my adult life.
Why bother?

It only serves to encourage them.
Spring is starting to show its head and I have a feeling that this is going to be a long summer full of sultry nights and you know what that means when the Grandfather's Club meets on my back porch.
We have a snort together and sometimes even two and plot against the government and their high-handedness. Our big thing is to make sure that the grandchildren get a real taste of true American freedom.

I think that this summer we are going to illegally and criminally take the grandchildren out for a ride through farm country in the back of a pickup truck and endanger their lives a little more often than we did last summer.

After we commit this reckless crime against humanity we retire to the back porch and strike yet ANOTHER blow for liberty. We have a drink of bourbon.

Today is St. Patrick's Day and if I was home I would put my yarmulke on and head straight on down to the local Jewish deli for a corned beef on rye and a side of slaw because the way the Irish serve corned beef and cabbage is an abomination.

Yesterday someone came along and tried to ruin it by making references to the Catholic church and calling it a fariy tale. He ought to have his ass kicked for trying to ruin a perfectly good holiday for the rest of us that use it as an excuse to eat corned beef and suck down a Guiness or two.

Saint Patrick supposidly chased all the snakes out of Ireland. I wish he would come to this country and do something close here. He could run the snakes out of this country. He could leave all the legless creatures that slither on the ground but it sure would be nice to wake up and find Washington DC with a pretty good sized portion of the population gone.

Someone ran a poll a while back over who would emerge as victor in a fight between Chuck Norris and the Most Interesting Man in the World.

While I will not go so far as to even venture a guess as to who would emerge victorious in such a bout, I do firmly believe that watching such a fight would prove to be.........................interesting.

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