I was buying a turkey yesterday

And some woman asked me if I was going to keep it until Thanksgiving.

"Yes, I am," I replied. "I'm certainly looking forward to it because I will celebrate with all three of my sons. Thanksgiving will be the first time in many years since they have all been out of prison at the same time and I am excited and really looking forward to it!"

Of course she looked horrofied but the woman behind her gave me a big smirk.

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