Tuesday, August 25, 2020

I was listening to some diet expert

that claimed you have to eat things in certain portions to stay healthy.

So much protien, so many ounces of various colored vegetables, so much starch, so much whatever. 

Of course he says it will do all sorts of stuff for you if you follow his program.

That is an excellent thing to know. We ought to pay serious attention to this and consider following this regimen very carefully.

Old Ted should have thought about this and carefully followed the plan. Old Ted died ahead of his time because he ate doughnuts, smoked Camel straights and drank like a fish and the poor man died at the horribly early age of 102.

Just think!

If he had done all of the things he was supposed to have he might have lasted another fifteen minutes.



People like that snake oil salesmen suck.

Live your life.

I would love to go to Dunkin' Donuts right now for a cuppa cawfeee and a donut but I just downed a double shot of J&B and it ain't worth the hassle.

Avoid even the appearance of evil.


To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY

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