Someone mentioned relocating them and said he captured the two 'kids' and relocated them.
I replied that I had relocated the two yard apes up the street and dropped them off somewhere in Illinois but inside a week they were home again.
I guess next time I'll just take them down to the railroad yard and stuff them into a box car that's heading west.
Where I posted this will draw a couple of grins and that's likely about all.
I can imagine posting it on Nextdoor and having all of the soccer moms go stark staring bonkers.
What!? You did what to those kids?!
Kind of like the time I told a mother I once has a.pretty little girl like hers.
She asked me what happened to her, expecting to hear she became a doctor or something.
I told her that I had lost her in a poker game and my wife was so mad she didn't talk to me for a whole week.
It took her a while but she realized I was being snarky old self.
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