A woman was talking about her mother that lives with her.

She wasn't angry or feeling sorry for herself, just commenting her mom actually seems more energetic lately.

I answered her with, "Mine's been pretty frisky since she won that wet T-shirt contest a couple of months ago."

Damn! I'm good! I delivered that with such a casual air that the woman just knew it had to be true.

DO the math. I'm 70 soon.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY