Merchant Marine? That only effects the coast, right?

"Yeah, right, Kid. It only effects the coast. Those Chinese sneakers on your feet got here by magic. The Fairy f***ing Godmother brought them."

I'm not even going to bother trying to teach Logistics 101 anymore because you just plain can't fix stupid.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY