I just read where Nestle is airlifting baby formula to the States

because the biggest baby formula plant in the country is down

In the meantime, Ladies it's time to put 'em to work. did you thing they were given to you just to enable you to look good in a bathing suit? They were given to you for a purpose which as of late seems to be ignored by many mothers.

You had the infant, now feed it. Use the damned thngs for what they were designed for.

And I don't want to hear bellyaching about how they'll be all saggy afterwards. They make a pretty good line of bras these days that'll make them look great under a sweater or for that matter, practically anything else you want to wear.

Besides, when you are through having children you can just throw $5000 into them and they'll look as good as new if not even better. In fact if you do get a good rebuild there's no reason you can't be winning wet T-shirt contests in your golden years.

In the meantime I hope you are grateful that you don't have to read any more mean tweets.

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