One of the tricks to successful suburban living is to

NOT have the nicest lawn on the street. Stay in, say somewhere around the middle third of the neighborhood.

People out drinking are far more aware than they used to be. They no longer throw their empties on the crummy looking lawns anymore.

They have not done that in decades.

They throw them on the nicest lawns they can find with a homeowner that takes pride in the appearance of his home. 

That way they know that the empties will be picked up and properly recycled.

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