So put me in jail

is a pretty good comeback but not my favorite.

My favorite is "Ya gonna tell my parole officer on me? Get me put back in the joint? That's not fair! I just got outta the joint!"

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY