Someone mentioned having a paper route as a kid and asked about mine.

I said, "My route was 26 miles long, uphill both ways, them Sunday editions wuz a foot thick and my bicycle only had one pedal."

"Really?!"

Duh!

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY