I was up and dressed early yesterday and went outside with my morning coffee which is something I often do.
I was standing next to the pickup when the dogwalker came by with a pretty good looking Lab on a short leash. The Lab walked onto my lawn and got ready to do its business.
The dogwalker looked at me and said "I'll clean it up." I knew he would, he already had his bag out.
"I think I'll join him," I said, undoing my top fly button. I put my hands on the sides of my jeans like I was getting ready to pull them down and started to squat.
"I'm not cleaning up after you!" he shouted.
I stood back up, faced him and lifted my hoodie exposing my suspenders. "I didn't even unhook my suspenders," I said
Then I got to watch him blush and turn kinda red. Then he laughed and said, "Good one."
The dog finished his business, he cleaned up and walked off.
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