Tomorrow is January 31 and the end

of the first month of the new year.

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Someone brought up the subject of front license plates which my state does not issue and which caused a state cop in New York to hassle me about in a diner parking lot.

I told him that my state doesn't issue them and if he didn't believe it he could Google it. About 20 states don't issue front plates and I was surprised the cop didn't know that.

He wandered into the cruiser and looked it up on the laptop mounted there and came back somewhat surprised.

I was astonished they didn't teach them that at the academy under "Interstate Patrols 101". 

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY