I almost got the boot from Wally World yesterday.

They were making a TV commercial and I commented that they were doing it all wrong.

"That woman doesn't belong there. She's a hottie. She belongs playing a MILF on an internet porn site," I said.

"What do you mean by that?" demanded an angry manager.

"This is Wally World," I said. "That woman doesn't have even a dab of cottage cheese on her thighs. Get yourself a porker with an ass four axe handles wide and enough cottage cheese on her thighs to stock the entire dairy cabinet. Make it look realistic."

He started to chew me out but some guy about my age wearing a Marine T-shirt interrupted him. "He's right," said the Marine. "She doesn't look like she belongs here."

Both of us got told to butt out.

About ten minutes later in dairy they were photographing and I almost got caught on film but I covered my face with my list, and changed course and went behind the cameraman. "I'm wanted by the feds for arson," I said to him.

He didn't bat an eyelash. "I'll crop you out," he replied.
　


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