Wednesday, December 4, 2013

This guy gets it.

I got this off of another website that I frequent. Every so often I run into something that I like and if I get the OK I post it here.

If a conservative doesn't like guns, they don't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, then no one should have one. 

If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don't eat meat. If a liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone. 

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good. 

If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life. If a liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect. 

If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection. 

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him. 

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down. 

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal wants any mention of God or religion silenced. 

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his. 

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY

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