One of my long term projects is to write the story about the time I did NOT enlist in the French Foreign Legion.
Back when I was considering becoming a game warden in Africa I heard the Legion was doing some kind of law enforcement work in Africa. I wrote them for information and when they politely answered me the letter arrived at my parent's place.
When my mother saw it she jumped to the wrong conclusion and chaos ensued.
To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this:
http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY