Sunday, July 16, 2017

Why is it that many people, mostly but not always women, seem to think

 that every question they ask warrants a reply at least the length of the Gettysburg Address?

In my world, ‘yes’ and ‘no’ are acceptable answers for a number of questions.

If you are opening the refrigerator to get a beer and ask me if I want one do not expect two thousand word reply. Expect an answer of between one and three words.

“You’re damned right.”

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY

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