The rifle range FINALLY opened up and Ron was there. As usual he was shooting dimes at 200 yards and RARELY misses. Yes. The man shoots dimes at 200 yards. Actually it's not real US currency but dime sizes dots on the paper. They are really about .001-.002" smaller than real dimes but who is counting?
Anyway someone not a club member walked in past the gate and came up to us looking to ask how to join. We explained there is a 2500 person waiting list and the membership is capped at 1800 to avoid overloading the facilities. He's got a long wait.
He asked if we had a membership roster so he could see if anyone he knew was a member so he could get a recommendation. We said the roster was not public. He asked why.
"Privacy," I said. We're entitled to privacy. Hell, Ron here is a Grand Wizard in the Ku Klux Klan and I bet he sure doesn't want that out in the public eye."
He grew wide eyed. "Are you really a member of the Ku Klux Klan?" he asked.
Ron replied, "Keep it under your hat."
The guy looked really upset and wandered off.
Ron is black.
Needless to say Ron tried to chew my ass out for being a shit stirrer but he was laughing too hard for me to take it seriously.
To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY
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