What in the wide, wide world of sports is a goin' on around here?

There is a footlocker I travel with. It's the kind college kids use in their dorm rooms. For air travel it counts as a single bag which is a good deal and it holds a LOT.

My name is stenciled on it as is are the dimensions to keep airlines people from having to get out the tape and measure it.

There is also a sticker on it that says:

Air Force Survival kit.

Contents:

One .45 caliber automatic

Two boxes of ammunition

Four days concentrated emergency rations

One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills,sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills

One miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible

One hundred dollars in rubles

One hundred dollars in gold

Nine packs of chewing gum

One issue of prophylactics

Three lipsticks

Three pair of nylon stockings

Let's see what happens to it the next time I run through TSA.

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