This bull$hit of everyone and their cousin wanting your SSN has finally pissed me off.
Today I went to the Dr's office and filled out the usual form. I generally leave the SSN block blank and the recptionist and I generally go round and round.
This time I came loaded for bear. I bought one of these: https://www.ebay.com/itm/351665185586
I had my name put on it and had him stamp my SSN as 000-00-0006.
The eBay seller sent me a funny note with it and we swapped a couple of funny emails.
Anyway, today I filled out the form and for my SSN I put in a simple 6. Ho zeroes. Just plain 6. Needless to say the receptionist asked if there was a mistake in my SSN and BAM! I whipped it out! 000-00-0006!
I knew it was over and that she had swallowed it hook, line and sinker because she said she'd have to go through all of my paperwork and update it.
As I write this I turned 70 today.
Throw me in jail, Your Honor! Give me a life sentence. The joke's on you.
Old age give a person the headiest sense of true freedom.
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