Now I read that there's a tampon shortage.

I don't see that as a big deal because back in the day I dated a girl that could roll her own and change it at 90 mph on the back of a Norton 750 Atlas.

Maybe it is a problem because they don't make chicks like her  anymore. I have mixed feeling over that one.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY