Monday, November 21, 2016
Well, I did it again.
I was in Homeless Depot the yesterday and met a friend. I mentioned I had just turned 65 and the clerk overheard it which was fine.
As I was checking out the woman asked me if I got anything interesting for my birthday. I told her that my wife had announced she is pregnant and I was going to be a first time father at 65. Of course, she looked surprised.
She asked me how old my wife is. The look on her face told me she was expecting some kind of off the wall menopause baby story.
"I don't know," I said. "I'm helping her get her driver's license next month so however old that is."
She went into shock and sputtered, "You married a..a teenager?"
"We eloped to West Virginia," I replied. "It's legal there."
Flabberghasted, the clerk turned to ring my items up.
The woman in line behind me was holding her hand over her mouth to keep from laughing. She knew what I was doing. She leanded over to me and whispered to me that I was downright evil.
To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY