Sunday, June 4, 2017

This musician gets it.

Man, I, like, play free-range saxophones made from organically grown Eastern Tiberian bamboo harvested by hand in an ecologically sustainable process that ensures that the local indigenous peoples are able to earn a living wage sufficient to support themselves, all three wives, and their twelve children, while leaving them enough spare time so they can engage in uplifting activities such as organizing their villages to obtain more economic, ecological, and social justice, all the while living in perfect harmony with Gaia.  In this way they can live in a world without need for trigger warnings, removing all microaggressions that could hinder them from reaching their full potential as global citizens.

This musician gets the Piccolo's Hash sarcasm award.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY

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