Does anyone out there have a 15-19 yo daughter that can keep a straight face?

If so let me know.

There is a waitress here that is somewhat of a gossip. It you tell her you are celebrating a birthday or a graduation or something she tells all of the other diners.

I am now looking for a 15-20 year old to take to dinner. The plan is to tell the waitress that we are celebrating our 10th wedding anniversary. 

I'm sure the outrage will be epic.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY