I got told I am not fit to be taken out in public again.

We were having lunch together and the waiter started making small talk and asked us our line of work.

I told him I was employed by the UK as a time specialist and went on to explain how I was part of the team that moved the stones of Stonehenge 30 degrees of arc ahead to calibrate it for Daylight Saving time and move it back to Standard time six months later.

My pal complained he had a practically impossible to keep a straight face as the listened and watched the waiter swallow the entire thing.

I have done this before and I'll probably do it again because I am constantly amazed at how many people believe it.

Now I know how CNN gets away with what they do.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY