There is nothing funnier than an amused police officer

telling you to stop inviting the kids over to your house on Halloween to bob for apples in a nice tub of battery acid.

As usual the kids thought it was funny but the parents went stark staring bonkers and called it in.

Idiots.

I told the cop that the next time I'll use hot tar.

He said that's more like it.

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