One never knows when they will ever need the McUzi rant to use on someone.
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth.You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a slug
than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You
are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest
contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to
stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into
this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned
by the puke-drooling, giggling beast who sired you and then killed
himself in recognition of what he had done. Your daddy was a bastard,
your mamma was a whore, and you wouldn't be here if the rubber hadn't
tore. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the
very thought of you.
You have all the appeal of a booger. Lepers avoid you. You are vile,
worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of
this earth. And did I mention you smell?
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive
its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame
of your ignoble blood.
May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite,
foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are
grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a
fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Sheep won't have sex with
youonly trash such as yourself.
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important
statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What
fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted
tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat,
spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On
a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.
You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality
of a used condom. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and
benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery
and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter
sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court
apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish
clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish
boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven
dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking
flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted
clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have toe jam. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I
despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away forever.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the
stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are
trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that
even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no
intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on
Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.
Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be
this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original
big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by
anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm
sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have
enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked
comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel.
Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have
snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
say anything...Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you
have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But
we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world
who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your
case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been
"right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best
of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing
such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful,
cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable,
belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal,
fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic,
brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame,
self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent,
libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate,
harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious,
revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist,
dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive,
controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird,
dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic,
jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing,
abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
Part II
Your incessant posting of sanctimonious bullshit and self righteous
nonsense proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that indeed sometimes the
slowest sperm does fertilize the egg...
While you may fancy yourself some sort of a "Christian�, I am sure
Christ would gleefully leap off the nearest bridge in order to
disassociate himself with your holier-than-thou crap.
All I can think of when my eyes are burned with the continual lack of
quality content of your posts, bible thumping horseshit, and moderator
ass-kissing is that another 4 minutes of my life could be potentially
wasted should I make the mistake to read whatever you have written.
You have dirty clothes, BO, bad breath, and I am quite confident that
should one open your top dresser drawer, it would contain skid marked
underwear. Your children will grow to be nothing more than felons or
beggars due to their genetic lineage. Likely, even your car is a smog
machine, and pollutes the earth like you pollute this site. You are a
festering infected boil on the ass of gun ownership, and Christianity;
with the apparent intelligence of an autistic gnat with downs syndrome.
You are the type
of weenie that causes people of mutilate themselves, trying to escape
the emotional pain that people as worthless as you even exist.
Knowing that you are a gun owner, I am strongly leaning towards
supporting testing for firearms. The fact that a man who can�t even
grasp the insane hypocrisy that exists in your constant barrage of
self-sainthood is allowed to own a habiliment of destruction is a
fucking social calamity, and needs to be stopped.
You cry like a woman, and you have a night-light to fend off boogie
men. You dress in drag, and you listen to ABBA. I am guessing that early
in life, Hitler encountered the Jewish version of you, thus explaining
his future actions.
I wish you nothing less then painful pancreatic cancer. Stones in your
shoes on long walks, and blisters on your ass as you sit down to shit.
Sleepless nights, broken hearts, hurricane damage to your home, sadness,
pain, misery, "Out of the Closet� outspoken homosexual children,
traffic tickets, loss of loved ones, felony convictions for crimes you
didn�t commit, weight gain, stubbed toes, sprained limbs, damage to the
transmission of your car on the ONE DAY you really needed it, always
having "something in your eye�, having to smell other peoples farts in
elevators, long waits at traffic lights, getting laid off from your job,
medical bills, having a squib load, then firing a round after it, holes
in your socks, underwear that�s too tight, sexual impotence, limb
amputation, or any other possible iniquitous event that could harm you
as bad as your mere presence harms humanity as a whole.
I believe elimination of inutile cocksuckers such as you could bring
everyone on this plane of differing views together, for the sole purpose
of your eradication. You are living proof that humans can impregnate
rodents.
I fucking hate you.
than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You
are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest
contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to
stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into
this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned
by the puke-drooling, giggling beast who sired you and then killed
himself in recognition of what he had done. Your daddy was a bastard,
your mamma was a whore, and you wouldn't be here if the rubber hadn't
tore. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the
very thought of you.
You have all the appeal of a booger. Lepers avoid you. You are vile,
worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of
this earth. And did I mention you smell?
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive
its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame
of your ignoble blood.
May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite,
foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are
grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a
fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Sheep won't have sex with
youonly trash such as yourself.
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important
statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What
fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted
tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat,
spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On
a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.
You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality
of a used condom. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and
benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery
and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter
sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court
apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish
clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish
boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven
dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking
flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted
clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have toe jam. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I
despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away forever.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the
stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are
trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that
even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no
intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on
Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.
Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be
this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original
big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by
anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm
sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have
enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked
comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel.
Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have
snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
say anything...Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you
have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But
we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world
who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your
case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been
"right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best
of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing
such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful,
cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable,
belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal,
fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic,
brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame,
self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent,
libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate,
harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious,
revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist,
dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive,
controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird,
dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic,
jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing,
abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
Part II
Your incessant posting of sanctimonious bullshit and self righteous
nonsense proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that indeed sometimes the
slowest sperm does fertilize the egg...
While you may fancy yourself some sort of a "Christian�, I am sure
Christ would gleefully leap off the nearest bridge in order to
disassociate himself with your holier-than-thou crap.
All I can think of when my eyes are burned with the continual lack of
quality content of your posts, bible thumping horseshit, and moderator
ass-kissing is that another 4 minutes of my life could be potentially
wasted should I make the mistake to read whatever you have written.
You have dirty clothes, BO, bad breath, and I am quite confident that
should one open your top dresser drawer, it would contain skid marked
underwear. Your children will grow to be nothing more than felons or
beggars due to their genetic lineage. Likely, even your car is a smog
machine, and pollutes the earth like you pollute this site. You are a
festering infected boil on the ass of gun ownership, and Christianity;
with the apparent intelligence of an autistic gnat with downs syndrome.
You are the type
of weenie that causes people of mutilate themselves, trying to escape
the emotional pain that people as worthless as you even exist.
Knowing that you are a gun owner, I am strongly leaning towards
supporting testing for firearms. The fact that a man who can�t even
grasp the insane hypocrisy that exists in your constant barrage of
self-sainthood is allowed to own a habiliment of destruction is a
fucking social calamity, and needs to be stopped.
You cry like a woman, and you have a night-light to fend off boogie
men. You dress in drag, and you listen to ABBA. I am guessing that early
in life, Hitler encountered the Jewish version of you, thus explaining
his future actions.
I wish you nothing less then painful pancreatic cancer. Stones in your
shoes on long walks, and blisters on your ass as you sit down to shit.
Sleepless nights, broken hearts, hurricane damage to your home, sadness,
pain, misery, "Out of the Closet� outspoken homosexual children,
traffic tickets, loss of loved ones, felony convictions for crimes you
didn�t commit, weight gain, stubbed toes, sprained limbs, damage to the
transmission of your car on the ONE DAY you really needed it, always
having "something in your eye�, having to smell other peoples farts in
elevators, long waits at traffic lights, getting laid off from your job,
medical bills, having a squib load, then firing a round after it, holes
in your socks, underwear that�s too tight, sexual impotence, limb
amputation, or any other possible iniquitous event that could harm you
as bad as your mere presence harms humanity as a whole.
I believe elimination of inutile cocksuckers such as you could bring
everyone on this plane of differing views together, for the sole purpose
of your eradication. You are living proof that humans can impregnate
rodents.
I fucking hate you.
I don't think you told us how you really feel. You left out a word...mother f__ker. sr
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