It's a coal burner.

I saw a guy plug his car into a charging station the other day and asked him how he liked his car.

"The coal burner?" he grinned. "It's pretty good for what I use it for. It's a commuter. The wife's gas burner is our long haul traveler."

I liked the guy immediately. He understood that electricity actually comes from somewhere.

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