The doctor told me to make sure I get a good prep

for my upcoming colonoscopy.

I said, "Doc, I'll have that bowel so clean and sanitary the Virgin Mary herself could put on a tyvek suit and go rootin' around in it all afternoon and come out without so much as a smudge on her pretty white suit!"

As usual, he had a hard time not breaking out laughing as the staff looked on horrorfied.

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY