Dear Santa

I don't cater to blackmailers. I'll behave any damned way I want.

Now put an egg in your shoe and beat it. I'll buy my own $hit.

Piccolo

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY