Do you have any kosher pork chops?

One of the meat guys at the local market sometimes gets too helpful.

I was looking at a package of pork chops and the meat guy asked me if I found what I was looking for.

"Hey. These pork chops look pretty good. I'm having a Jewish couple over for dinner. Do you have any kosher pork chops?"

He didn't know what to say other than "We really don't carry any kosher pork products." and shuffled off with a WTF look on his face.

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