"Your cell phone is a tracking device, you know." said some World Class genius.

"Oh, hell. I've know that for years. Any time I want to rob a bank or go and whack someone I leave mine taped under a pew at St. Ann's," I replied.

His jawdropped in shock which tells me that the world gets stupider by the day. 

To find out why the blog is pink just cut and paste this: http://piccoloshash.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-feminine-side-blog-stays-pink.html NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF TODAY'S ESSAY