telling a woman "Hey, can't you see I'm reading?"
The title of the book was "How to talk to women."
The funny part about it is that that is something I wish I had tried.
I would have said the same thing under the same circumstances but with a charming smile. The beauty of doing that is if she got angry and stormed off it would have been a win for me. She obviously had no sense of humor and couldn't stand the gaff.
On the other hand had she broken out into laughter I know she would have been asked out on the spot.
My favorite one was the woman I approached with a bar rag and a straight face and asked her "Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
She took it and sniffed and replied, "More like ether." and handed it back to me. I thanked her and walked off.
Shortly afterwards I saw her leave with her girlfriend and a few minutes later she sneaked back in and made a beeline for me and sat down next to me.
Part two is my business.
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